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Thursday, March 4, 2010

White People Needs Indie.

From the site, "Stuff White People Like" :

"If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences. Fortunately, they have independent music.

A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever!

But BE WARNED, talking about Indie Music with white people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules:
-If you mention a band you like and the other person has heard of them,
you lose. They own you.
-It is essential that you like the most obscure music possible."

As a born and raised white person, all of this written above is quite true. Indie music is the unofficial piece of gold white people need everyday, of every second. It is quite a sensitive subject for us to talk about, so be careful!

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